just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
