I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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