I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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