I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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