Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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