if i can run in heels then i can drive
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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