i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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