Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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