so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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