I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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