If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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