Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dicks are not precious.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
