every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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