Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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