it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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