i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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