friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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