remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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