Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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