She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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