Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You ruined the universe
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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