Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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