Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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