Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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