I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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