would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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