Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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