what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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