am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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