Me. At least after what I've been through.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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