Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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