I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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