She's JV to your varsity
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
