Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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