so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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