Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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