I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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