If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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