my mouth tastes like poor choices
I think I won the penis lottery.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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