I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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