I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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