We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
is it fun? or sober?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
