You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
