i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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