Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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