the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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