Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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