Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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