You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it glows. i had to have it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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