The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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