I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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