i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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