WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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