just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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