Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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