it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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